I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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