i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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