You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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