I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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