she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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