twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
me + whiskey = a bad person
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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