i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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