dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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