Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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