I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I will be naked everywhere
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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