Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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