If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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