Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
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you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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