Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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