oh god the rape fog is back!
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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