Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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