Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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