wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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