love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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