don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
im holly from the hills drunk
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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