Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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