If i come over, it means nothing
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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