I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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