Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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