I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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