so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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