absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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