doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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