I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
There's always time for handjobs
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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