You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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