I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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