**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Are we still banned from the library?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
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