It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
When are your genitals available?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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