I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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