So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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