and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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