white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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