bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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