cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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