I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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