why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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