Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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