WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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