Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Two words: blizzard sex
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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