I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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