I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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