Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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