Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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