I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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