I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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