What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
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That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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