At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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