Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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