You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
