He uses pillows to masturbate.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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