i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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